Sorry, Megs, the twins were mad hyperactive today, with Pip and Laurie and me all home. Plus they're just old enough now to know what Christmas means, and they're dead excited. Mum keeps telling them it's not for another three days!

Anyway, it took ages to get them to bed and then Dad wanted to talk to the three of us about school.

So.

I think I could come tomorrow. Do I need a broom?